Father's Day is a time to celebrate your dad's support, love and even his quirky humorous side.
Everyone has at some point or perhaps on numerous occasions come across their father saying things only he thinks is funny. Their popular known as dad jokes.
On this special day, hundreds on Twitter have decided to share jokes that only dads can say.
Here are 10 of the best ones:
Whenever I would tell my dad that I was going to the bathroom he would reply, "mention my name and you'll get a good seat!" #DadQuotes
— Jay McArthur (@jaymcarthur1025) June 14, 2017
My dad told me he accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces and he "wasn't looking forward to his next vowel movement." #DadQuotes
— Kelsey Raköw (@kejade) June 14, 2017
When I was younger I was playing softball and told my dad I was afraid to get hit. He responded with "it's ok, we have insurance" #dadquotes
— grace owens (@grace_owens11) June 14, 2017
My dad always says, "I'm a fart smeller...I mean a smart feller." #Dadquotes
— Meg (@MeggieMagoo316) June 14, 2017
My Dad used to ask us to turn up the tv by saying "make them people talk louder" #DadQuotes
— Sarahjane (@sarahjane2885) June 14, 2017
When I was starting my business my dad told me "Business is risky but it gives you whiskey" 🙈🙋🻠#DadQuotes
— pooja dhingra (@poojadhingraa) June 14, 2017
My dad adamantly stated "Essential oils are used to fry onions rings, wings, or french fries. All other oils are NOT essential." #DadQuotes
— Katie Kesler (@katiekesler15) June 14, 2017
"You see this emoji?" My Dad asks as he shows me this gif 😂 #NotAnEmoji #DadQuotes #Lebron #Gif #Emoji pic.twitter.com/bJOxJDyGxl
— Covfefe (@BMadsen2187) June 13, 2017
My sister once asked my dad what he thought of her dating someone named Hansel, all he said back was "I bet you'd reGRETEL that" #DadQuotes
— Hayley Thaxton (@haythax7) June 14, 2017
As teen, shouted at Dad: it's not your job to embarrass me! He replied "I know." Then smiled n said "it's one of the perks" #DadQuotes
— Susy (@susy_faus) June 14, 2017
