These tweets about break-ups will make you feel grateful about your single status
There’s no denying that breaking up causes a hard time for those involved especially if you are the one who got dumped. Dealing with heartbreak can be painful for even the toughest cookies. Different people have different ways to recover from a failed romance. While some prefer to jump into the dating pool as soon as they are single, others just mope around while binge-watching romantic movies and hogging on pizza and ice cream.
But even though break-ups can be so awful that shouldn’t mean that we can’t joke about them. Surviving a break-up is no mean feat and sometimes the only way to heal yourself is by using some good old humour. After all, isn’t laughter the best medicine?
Here are some of the funniest tweets about break-ups that will surely bring some sunshine into your life.
Breakup hack: call an Uber when you move out of your ex's apt so you have someone you're ashamed to cry in front of.
— Lauren Vino (@LaurenVino) April 5, 2016
You know you're a real pessimist when you're single, yet still reading the list "15 signs you're about to get dumped."
— Cate Weinberg (@CateWeinberg) March 29, 2014
I once got dumped at a wake. TFW you tell a corpse that life's not fair.
— Emily McKenna Winter (@EmilyMcWinter) April 27, 2016
The best thing to do after a breakup is to start boning just don't forget to put a condom on your broken heart.
— Bez (@Bez) January 7, 2016
Order of acceptable breakup methods from worst to best:
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 25, 2015
Text
Call
In person
Written on a sheet cake
Breakup at 22: "I'll show him!!" (goes vegan, gyms every day)
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) May 31, 2016
Breakup at 28: "I'll show him!" (goes on SSRIs, gains 15 pounds, naps more)
When you're hanging with a friend for the first time after they went through a break up you have to treat that day like it's their birthday.
— Brandon Scott Wolf (@BrandonEsWolf) May 21, 2016
A breakup is like mourning the death of someone you still need to kill.
— Myka Fox (@MykaFox) November 27, 2015
The stomach flu is like a bad break up. At first you think you'll die, then you're like hey, maybe I'll lose some weight!
— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) March 21, 2015
Losing weight since my breakup and realizing that I'll have to hook up with my ex to show it off, since a new guy won't know the difference
— Barbara Gray (@BabsGray) March 21, 2016
