David Letterman comes out of retirement

After his 22-year tenure as the host of The Late Show, there was almost nothing that could bring David Letterman out of his well-deserved retirement.

Except for, apparently, Donald Trump who’s running for president in the US. “I have no regrets. None. I was happy,” Letterman told the crowd at San Antonio’s Majestic Theatre on Friday. “And then a couple days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen.”

As the special guest of performers Martin Short and Steve Martin, Letterman came on stage to deliver one last Top Ten List dedicated to Trump.

“A lot of people think we would know everything by now about a man, Donald Trump, a high profile fellow,” said Letterman. “But take a look at the list I have here tonight: Interesting Facts About Donald Trump.”