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14 of 2014: Hire a stylist

They dress to kill and sometimes, wereally die of horror

Smriti Irani, Union minister for human resource development: She’s NO fashion disaster, but the politician could sure use a dash of style. The dowdily-draped saree in myriad colours, the bland school principal hairstyle and the hastily sprinkled powder on the face needs to go, NOW! What really is the use of having a show business background if you’re not using it to dress the part?

Priyanka Gandhi, of the Congress: A classic case of beauty hidden behind outdated threads. Burn those shapeless kurtas and flaunt your curves a bit. Grow out those curls and banish those loose blouses. While you are at it, update your saree collection too. Simple does not imply you have to dress like you have a year-round membership at an ashram!

Barkha dutt, journalist: NDTV’s best shot at journalism was in New York to cover PM Modi’s speech and she wore the same outfit, in different colours, for three days! And that’s not all, that haircut left everyone wondering if she was covering a rock concert!. The baggy kurtas and Nehru jackets are a bit much and so is the hair-do or the lack of it!

Diandra Soares, model: Bird nest hairdo replaced by bald head, hideous tattoos on the chest and arms, loud chamak challo kind of make up and body language that is so unbecoming of a model. As for the wardrobe, looks like it has been rented from Mumbai’s Chor Bazaar. And that sing song tone might suit Adele, not Diandra. Get her a therapist and a stylist pronto.

Ektaa Kapoor, TV moghul: She is the Queen Bee of the small screen but her atrocious sense of dressing leaves a lot to be desired. Either her clothes are too flowing or too tight. A nice pair of comfortable shoes would also work wonders.

Sonakshi Sinha, actress: A beautiful face with a devil may care attitude. Devil be damned, but fans care. Her killer curves can definitely be used to her advantage. A-line dresses are a good idea and anything that is not too bold and body hugging will do.

Arpita Khan, star sister: first things first, Arpita should just try out to get some variety in her wardrobe. If nothing else, she can of course, turn to Malaika for help instead of the tight tees, and those in your face outfits and off colour prints she picks for red carpet events.

Vidya Balan, actress: Boldness should be confined to acting not dressing. Trim that thick mane and style it before stepping out. Avoid sarees with bold borders. Bulky jewellery should be banned on a buxom figure. Hideously designed sacks passing off as salwar kameez should be immediately burnt. Opt for nazakat in dressing, not just in voice.

Salman Khan, superstar: He dances to his own beat, but his graphic patterned t-shirts give off the vibe that he is still holding on to his 20s. And, while he is not a fan of designer wear, he could work on his style quotient

Ajay Devgn, actor: Simplicity maybe his forte, but Hawai shirts with matching pants, give off an old school vibe. This top star may give a damn about his six pack abs, but sure could invest in a stylist.

Ranveer Singh, actor: Zero sense of style. Spiky hair, scruffy beard and tees with V necks are so yesterday. Bright velvet jackets and attention grabbing coloured shoes are so not cool. Needs to hone his style sense. Good friend Deepika needs to step in fast.

Parineeti Chopra, actress: Banish those one size too small skirts and itsy bitsy dresses. Tugging at skirts three inches above the knee on TV shows doesn’t make for an elegant picture. Embrace those curves; don’t crush them into tops that make you burst at the seams. Sack your stylist and take tips from Priyanka instead.

Rani mukerji, actor: This queen of fashion disasters went away to let love take its course, and then returned just the same, or maybe even worse for wear! From getting the “literati” look wrong to basically doing too much, this lady needs to go simple, classic and easy, not loud, in your face and garish.

Yash Birla, industrialist: The Puss in Boot look ain’t cool. This Birla scion has a well built body, but netted tees with deep V-necks is not sexy. And, the metro sexual look is on its way out, so the foundation on the face needs to go. And, while he is at it, time to bid goodbye to the arm tattoo.

( Source : dc )
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