Many more one liners for superstar Rajinikanth to read as he joins Twitter
Superstar Rajinikanth. Photo courtesy: Twitter
Mumbai: A few days before the release of his much-talked about film 'Kochadaiiyaan', world icon Rajinikanth joined Twitter. He says he's looking forward to catch up on the 'best Rajini one-liners'.
His official handle is @superstarrajini
Let's take a look at what Rajinikanth is getting into... The one liners he can expect to read today are...
- When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
- Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
- Rajinikanth killed the Dead sea.
- If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
- Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
- Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
- Rajini: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
- Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
- When Rajinikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
- Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
- Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
- Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi
- There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him
- When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
P.S Rajinikanth isn't following anyone yet...
His first tweet
Salutation to the Lord. Va?akkam a?aivarukkum !! A big thank you to all my fans. Excited on this digital journey http://t.co/79ea6MrDe3
— Rajinikanth (@superstarrajini) May 5, 2014( Source : deccan chronicle )
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