Jackie is a simpleton

Sohail Khan might be glowing like a glitter bug these days, but he has made Jackie Shroff transform into a simple farmer. When I was trying to explain the concept of diet food to my cook Shahida, the lady had the audacity to tell me she would be better off working with Jackie who doesn’t have a hear attack at the mention of asli ghee ka khana. Arguing that ghee is not a villain on the mission to ruin my flat abs she told me how Jackie is playing Arbaaz and Sohail Khan’s father in the latter’s film Kissan.

Initially Jackie had trouble playing a farmer as he recalls falling off the plough during the first day of shooting where he was meant to plough the fields in Ropar near Chandigarh. From the next day though he fell in love with his reel life character and is enjoying ghee laden food while being oblivious to the weight gain.

Unlike Jackie, I am not the biggest fan of asli ghee ka khana and told Shahida that she better master the art of diet food coz farmers can’t match me in the salary department.