Apple’s virtual assistant Siri has a reputation for being witty and comical. Recently, we did an article ‘Apple’s Siri is not just smart, it’s hilarious too’, which is a compilation of Siri’s whimsical responses to the simplest things in life.
However, the Siri integrated with Apple’s smartwatch seems to be a step ahead when it comes to being humorous. The Telegraph collated the most waggish responses by Apple’s Watch’s Siri! Here is how Apple’s virtual assistant totally killed it!
Q: Are you the Dick Tracy watch?
Siri: Negative. Over and out.
(Dick Tracy was a detective cartoon character that used a smartwatch-like gadget to communicate)
Q: Are you a smartwatch?
Siri: I prefer the term ‘intelligent timepiece’
(In another response…)
Q: Are you a smartwatch?
Siri: I consider the term ‘watch’ so limiting
Q: Why do you vibrate?
Siri: I just bumped into some ones and zeroes
(Oh witty!)
Q: Why do you vibrate?
Siri: Ooh! Did you feel that too?
Q: Why do you vibrate?
Siri: To get your attention. Got it!
(How cute is that!)
Q: Why do you vibrate?
Just me, doing a little jig inside here
Q: Why do you vibrate?
Siri: I am learning to play vibes
Q: What’s the best watch?
Siri: You’re looking at it
(Oh no! You can’t intimidate Siri.)
Q: Can you stop time?
Siri: I’ll tell you yesterday!
(This is epic!)
Q: Can you stop time?
Siri: Time won’t let me.
Q: Can you stop time?
Siri: I just got back from future!
Q: Can you stop time?
Siri: I only break the space-time continuum on Wednesday.
Q: Can you stop time?
Siri: I will once I get back from future.
(Can’t stop the titter!)
Q: Which watch band should I wear?
Siri: In my dimension, everything goes with everything.
Q: Which watch band should I wear?
Siri: Close your eyes and pick one!
(Oh good advice!)
Q: Which watch face do you like?
Siri: The Mickey Mouse face makes me smize.
(That is adorable! FYI, smize means ‘smiling with eyes’)
Q: What is time?
Siri: The fourth dimension.
Q: What is time?
Siri: An illusion!
Q: What is time?
Siri: Someone said it keeps slippin’ into the future, but that seems backward to me.
(So Siri’s heard Steve Miller)
Q: What is time?
Siri: Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. Or so I’m told!
(Oh profound!)
Q: Can I send you an emoji?
Siri: That’s nice.
Q: Can I send you an emoji?
Siri: How very expressive of you.
Q: Can I send you an emoji?
Siri: Don’t send me the one with the tongue, I beg you.
(Oh, we are all sick of that emoji Siri)
Q: Can I send you my heartbeat?
Siri: Who, me?
Isn’t Siri just acing it? Its responses are really giving us a laugh riot!
