Pop sensation Justin Bieber dared getting poked by others in the Bieber Roast that aired on Comedy Central sans few jokes that were intentionally kept out of the show. The show was aired worldwide on March 30 and shown in India on April 1.
Bieber, 21, got seriously roasted in front of star-studded audience that included John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, John Mayer, Jaden Smith, Kendall Jenner, and Kourtney Kardashian.
Here are the top 10 jokes that left us in splits:
KEVIN HART
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“Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.’”
JEFFREY ROSS
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“Is it true you dumped (Selena Gomez) because she grew a mustache before you?”
LUDACRIS
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"The Brazilian prostitute that claimed she was with Justin told the news that he was well-endowed. And that prostitute would know because so was he."
CHRIS D'ELIA
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“You have it all … Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.”
NATASHA LEGGERO
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"Justin, Selena Gomez had to f--k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history."
HANNIBAL BURESS
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“They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.”
RON BURGUNDY
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“This kid has spunk, moxie, and a few other STDs.”
SHAQ
“Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”
SNOOP DOGG
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“You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic.”
MARTHA STEWART
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“Justin, I’m sure it’s great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.”
Justin Bieber
"You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else's roast. I'm at a moment of change. This is a new day," he concluded.
However, in India, the show is not available on You Tube.
